Inspired by my crazy adventures as a performer on the road,
this is the story
of two performance artists who cook up the ultimate performance: to kidnap their
billionaire boss...and turn him into the wildest
performance artist the world's ever seen.
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This Bitch, though its a parody looks like an older version of Punky Brewster. Solial Moon funkin’ Frye can’t get a job except to do cheap internet parodies? Fuck, the young talent in tinsel town that gets eaten alive and then spit out right onto the 5 freeway when the “cuteness” runs out. When I say thrown out the fuckin’ 5 freeway or the 101 (take your pick) I mean they are lying on the aspalt with the words “Welcome to Compton” right above their writhing strung out asses. Or the could be left out on the curb next to a sign that says welcome to “Chatsworth, CA: home to talent that once was are never became famous. It’s a great place to get a job if you’re a woman ready to suck some cash straight from the cock pipe.
Whether its Compton or Chatsworth – you washed up Older Punky Brewster Stars, both options “SUCK”.
Now I know why whitties are voting for B.O.
It’s because white people are in the same boat as blacks.
You’re poor like us,
Have sex like us,
Don’t educate your kids, properly,
like us
and … you don’t know what
your kids are into; or don’t have
the will power or time in the day
to stop the skeevy shit they’re into.
Yeah, we’re fucked. Country is going
to hell in a hand basket. If whitey can’t lead
and now has to follow, who’s gonna lead, now?
Shit. I guess a brutha gonna have to take
over this fucked up country.
There you go:
throwing out your perfectly good white kids
into the garbage.
Ok, my bad: I kinda stole that last line from
the movie “Better off Dead’ with John Cuzack.
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February 9th, 2009 at 12:21 am
This Bitch, though its a parody looks like an older version of Punky Brewster. Solial Moon funkin’ Frye can’t get a job except to do cheap internet parodies? Fuck, the young talent in tinsel town that gets eaten alive and then spit out right onto the 5 freeway when the “cuteness” runs out. When I say thrown out the fuckin’ 5 freeway or the 101 (take your pick) I mean they are lying on the aspalt with the words “Welcome to Compton” right above their writhing strung out asses. Or the could be left out on the curb next to a sign that says welcome to “Chatsworth, CA: home to talent that once was are never became famous. It’s a great place to get a job if you’re a woman ready to suck some cash straight from the cock pipe.
Whether its Compton or Chatsworth – you washed up Older Punky Brewster Stars, both options “SUCK”.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
HA HA, RIGHT ON BRUTHA, THAT FUCKIN TRUE. THE HONKIES GOT THE SAME SHIT WE GOT NOW. BULLETS IN THE ASS AND CHECKS IN THE MAIL….RIIIGHT.
August 31st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Shit,
Now I know why whitties are voting for B.O.
It’s because white people are in the same boat as blacks.
You’re poor like us,
Have sex like us,
Don’t educate your kids, properly,
like us
and … you don’t know what
your kids are into; or don’t have
the will power or time in the day
to stop the skeevy shit they’re into.
Yeah, we’re fucked. Country is going
to hell in a hand basket. If whitey can’t lead
and now has to follow, who’s gonna lead, now?
Shit. I guess a brutha gonna have to take
over this fucked up country.
There you go:
throwing out your perfectly good white kids
into the garbage.
Ok, my bad: I kinda stole that last line from
the movie “Better off Dead’ with John Cuzack.