OLD SCHOOL PERFORMANCE ART IN DOWNTOWN L.A.!
I'm co-producing NOT AN EXIT, an evening of old school, raw & ragged performance art at the amazing ArtSpace L.A. gallery space in downtown Los Angeles with an incredible lineup and FREE ADMISSION! Doors open at 7, show at 7:30. Art gallery show before and after the performances. Cash bar. Walking vicinity to awesome bars & restaurants in DTLA's vibrant Arts District -- don't miss it! Plus, free parking if you arrive early across the street (look for the Aztec calendar). ArtShare L.A. @ 801 E 4th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90013.

NEW PERFORMANCE ART AT VENTURA ART WALK
I'll be performing solo twice outside at Ventura's exciting Art Walk! The piece, called BURDEN, is dedicated to performance art luminary Chris Burden (RIP), whose work inspired & excited me. My mentor JOHN WHITE will also be performing--in fact, the shows are right outside of his painting studio! The location is the long parking lot at 110 N Olive St, Ventura, CA 93001 (in the long parking lot right behind the massive Vons market). And it's FREE! Don't miss it!

DICKTEMP!
In an art project inspired by a dream I had about Matt Damon, I'll be transmitting the temperature and humidity of my loins 24/7 every day for the entire month of November using custom electronics in my pants! Join the craziness at dicktemp.com, and follow my live commentary on Twitter! It's gonna be wild!

WET THE HIPPO
My comedy pals and I will be performing in Wet The Hippo, Hollywood's craziest group of idiots! Nominated for Best Stunt & Best Comedy at the 2013 Hollywood Fringe and directed LIVE by Cirque du Soliel clown John Gilkey, there's no other show like this! FREE (but donations welcome). See us perform comedy without a net—it's terrifying but hilarious, and every show's different! At The Complex, 6476 Santa Monica Blvd in the Shephard Room (upstairs). 9PM, but arrive early for best seating!

NATIONAL BOOK TOUR!
Join me as I perform and read from my debut novel Two Performance Artists at bookstores, galleries, and book fairs across the country! A 2013 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award Contest first-round finalist, it's the story of two performance artists who cook up the ultimate performance: to kidnap their billionaire boss and brainwash him into becoming the greatest performance artist the world's ever seen. Info here!

BOOK INTERVIEW LIVE ON HOLLYWOOD'S THE ARTFUL UNDRESS TV SHOW
I'll be speaking with the brilliant Artful Undress hosts Kira Pandukht and Polina Hryn about my novel, Shia LaBeouf, nakedness, and much more. Watch it live online at 5PM Pacific here!

If you love crazy performance, DON'T MISS THIS! Don't believe me? Watch the YouTube video from last year's show here.

At SOMArts, 934 Brannan St. (between 8th & 9th). Saturday, January 4, 2014, 5:58pm until midnight. Tickets $12, or $25 VIP (includes free beer!)

Show info here, and hole tickets available here.

WET THE HIPPO AT THE 2013 HOLLYWOOD FRINGE FESTIVAL!
Don't miss me and pals in WET THE HIPPO, a seriously demented show produced by JOHN GILKEY, a longtime Cirque du Soliel clown and insane man. It's improvised, but it's not "improv." It's just...well, insane, hilarious, and terrifying, and maybe the new face of avant garde performance. $10. Advance tickets HIGHLY recommended; all preview shows have sold out! THE SHEPARD STUDIO THEATER at The Complex, 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood. Tickets on sale now!

You can also listen to a Killradio.org interview I did awhile back with John, where we talked about what it was like being a Cirque clown for so long.

PERFORMANCE ART IN VENTURA
This Friday I'll be performing MANLY MAN at the Sylvia White Gallery's 5x5x5 show in Ventura, CA. Don't miss this hilarious take on manliness. FREE! 1783 E Main St Ventura, CA 93001. Tel. (805) 643-8300. See you there!

CRAZY-EXPERIMENTAL PERFORMANCE: Fri. May 3 I'll be in another WET THE HIPPO, a seriously demented show produced by JOHN GILKEY, a longtime Cirque du Soliel clown and insane man. It's improvised, but it's not "improv." It's just--well, insane, hilarious, and terrifying, and maybe the new face of avant garde performance. Doors at 9:30. $5 at the door. Flight Theater at The Complex, 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood. GUARANTEED to sell out, so arrive early!

You can also listen to a Killradio.org interview I did awhile back with John, where we talked about what it was like being a Cirque clown for so long.

CRAZY-EXPERIMENTAL PERFORMANCE: Sat. April 6th I'll be in WET THE HIPPO, a seriously demented show produced by JOHN GILKEY, a longtime Cirque du Soliel clown and insane man. It's improvised, but it's not "improv." It's just--well, insane, hilarious, and terrifying, and maybe the new face of avant garde performance. Doors at 7. $5 at the door. Flight Theater at The Complex, 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood. GUARANTEED to sell out, so arrive early!

You can also listen to a Killradio.org interview I did awhile back with John, where we talked about what it was like being a Cirque clown for so long.

NIHILISM UNLEASHED! Creator of the Nihilist Olympics that attracted world press in 1984, and the only Presidential candidate ever to run on the Nihilist ticket, ELISHA SHAPIRO is arguably the most famous living Nihilist on Earth. Find out how he became a Nihilist when he and I chat this Sunday on the JIMMY'S POTPOURRI show. (And if you need more Nihilism in your life, come to Elisha's annual NIHILIST FILM FESTIVAL to be held in L.A. Friday, December 7 at the Echo Park Film Center at 8PM --� the entry fee is a whopping 99 cents!) Hear it all this Sunday 9am-noon on JIMMY'S POTPOURRI --listen anywhere online at www.killradio.org

Forbes recently ranked LA's Silverlake neighborhood as the #1 hipster district in the U.S., beating out Brooklyn's Williamsburg and San Francisco's Mission District. What the hell are hipsters anyway, and why are there so many in Silverlake? Find out this Sunday when I air my 3-part segment SILVERLAKE HIPSTERS, including interviews with L.A. architectural historian Laura Massino and District 13 L.A. City Council candidate Scott Crawford. Hear it all on Jimmy's Potpourri, L.A.'s #1 underground radio station -- tune in Sunday online at www.killradio.org

Hear me interview brilliant Cirque du Soleil clown JOHN GILKEY on Jimmy's Potpourri, L.A.'s #1 underground radio station -- tune in Sunday online at www.killradio.org

If you've ever seen Cirque Du Soleil or the Oscar-winning movie Ratatouille, then you've seen John's amazing work. A creative force behind the comedy in Cirque shows like QUIDAM, DRALION, VAREKAI, and most recently, the IRIS show in Hollywood, John has incredible things to say about clowns--their comedy, their danger, their anarchy, and their truth--and why we need them more than ever.

Performance art in the "Solo Dolo" show at HIGHWAYS in Santa Monica, CA. Highways is the West Coast's Carnegie Hall of performance art and all other things experimental. Don't miss this chance to see new edgy solo works before they tour the 2014-2015 fringe festival circuit! Only $10! Tickets available online, or at the door. 1651 18th Street, Santa Monica, CA (1/2 block north of Olympic).

Sylvia White Gallery in Ventura, CA. I'll be unveiling "Seed", a brand new performance art work that packs a whole lot into 5 minutes. FREE! 1783 East Main Street, Ventura, CA

Come watch me and hottie RIDLEY BARLOW perform as THE ROUGHHAUSERS! That's August 26 & 27, 2011 at 8PM at the OUT OF THE BLUE DRILL HALL venue. If you like burlesque, magic, freak acts, comedy, and aerial arts, don't miss it!

Sylvia White Gallery in Ventura, CA. An incredible night of performance art and more with John White, Steve Nagler, me, and others. My first performance art work of 2012--don't miss it! FREE!