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Two Performance Artists Kidnap Their Boss And Do Things With Him
Inspired by my crazy adventures as a performer on the road, this is the story of two performance artists who cook up the ultimate performance: to kidnap their billionaire boss...and turn him into the wildest performance artist the world's ever seen.

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Married!

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My sexy, sassy, and brilliant partner-in-crime KayDee and I tied the knot in Florida! Yay us! We headed down to the Keys after. Too much to tell…manatees, mangroves, sandy beaches, kayaks, lizards, white trash retirees, great service, Hemingway’s house, fat boat captains, fried boat sluts, buried treasure, a diving museum, a sweet little hotel named Ocean House, and earlier at our reception, watching my very conservative step-dad and his fiancée on the dance floor, both of them oblivious to the fact that the song playing was “I’m Fucking You” by Enrique Iglesias…they danced to it, bobbing back and forth in a tight embrace, happy as clams with no idea…I didn’t have the heart to tell them….hahaha

3 Responses to “Married!”

  1. scotch Says:

    thanks, julius! i don’t know who i am either.

  2. dean Says:

    CONGRATZZZZ!!!! LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR MARCH PERFORMANCE ART SHOW, MAN…. AND THE NOVEL…. HURRY UP ALREADY!!!

  3. Vick Mietras Says:

    Wow, congratulations! Love the pic. You’ll have some handsome kids!

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