I just couldn’t wait to show you these links:
Columbia University valedictorian admits stealing jokes from Patton Oswalt for his commencement speech. LOSER.
Official recipe for making brownies from the Pentagon. Section 3.2.8: “Dextrose shall be anhydrous or dextrose hydrate.” YES SIR!
And I just can’t get enough of Justice Yeldham playing the edge of a sheet of glass. Holy shit this one’s amazing.